Chicken Little

A teacher read the story of “Chicken Little” to her first-grade class. She came to the part where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. “And so,” she read, “Chicken Little went to the farmer and said, ‘The sky is falling, the sky is falling!’”

The teacher paused, and then asked the class, “And what do you think that farmer said?”

A little girl raised her hand and answered, “I think he said, ‘Holy shit! A talking chicken!’”