Valentine’s Day

A woman went to the mall to buy Valentine’s Day cards for her son and father. One store's 50-foot display had hundreds of cards. She muttered out loud, "I wonder if they have anything for ex-husbands." The clerk behind the counter answered, "Oh, yes, ma'am, we do, but they're in sporting goods."

"Really?" the woman asked.

"Yes, ma'am. They're called darts."